Too young to notice, and too dumb to care



cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

(Source: outrights, via humorking)



if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

(via alcoholic-asshole)

"Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be."

Eric Thomas (via pax-caelestis)

(Source: natural-lifters, via pax-caelestis)


Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass.

(via confirmance)

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(Source: ringokotomi, via explanatlons)

"When a relationship is over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower."

Dean Steed  (via fuckinq)

(Source: daughterofzami, via naturallydope)